Book Transmigration: Poisoned from the Start

Other people transmigrate, but I transmigrate into a book! And not just any book, but one I wrote myself...

Other people transmigrate as rich, handsome heirs. I transmigrate as an ugly, broke, short nobody!

Other people marry beautiful, wealthy women. I spend every day worrying that one of them will kill me!

I thought I was doomed to a miserable life as a disposable extra, but then a System dropped from the sky and let me rise from the bottom!

System upgraded, height +1

System upgraded, appearance +1

System upgraded, intelligence +1

System upgraded, strength +1

I make friends through literature and bring the world's great scholars together.

I make friends through martial arts and gather heroes from every corner.

I can sell fried dough sticks on the street, or take up a blade and charge into battle!

If you dare come for me, I'll make you regret ever being born...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.