Reborn as a Parrot: I Started Roasting Old Women Like Crazy from the Start!

Jiang Ming woke up to discover that he had transmigrated and become a parrot, sent from overseas to stay with Dai Xiaomei.

He was also bound to an Emotion Points System. As long as he made specific people feel something, he could earn Emotion Points and Follower Points.

And so, a sharp-tongued parrot with a knack for jinxing people was born.

During a livestream, Dai Xiaomei asked confidently, "Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu, what do you think of my gaming skills?"

Jiang Ming: "They're great. Watching you play makes me want to eat three big bowls of rice."

Dai Xiaomei: "Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu, what do you think of me as a person?"

Jiang Ming: "I'm so jealous of you. You're so young, yet you already have your own private airstrip."

Dai Xiaomei was left completely flustered.

The viewers burst out laughing and spammed 666. Had this parrot become a spirit or something?

The video was immediately uploaded online, and Jiang Ming became a sensation overnight!

Also known as: My Everyday Life with My Lovable Idiot of an Owner; This Parrot Is Hilariously Impressive! What's It Like to Have Your Intelligence Crushed by a Parrot?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.