I'm a Chef at the Winter Olympics, So Don't Steal Food!

On Blue Star's international social platform, In,

a ski athlete from the Eastern Island Nation named Piao Bugou posted a complaint.

He said he'd come to compete in an international event, but the host nation, the Dragon Nation, had treated him poorly. The food was greasy, he said, and lacked any nutritional value.

As soon as the post went up,

the entire international sports community and the Blue Star Olympic Committee were stunned.

The comments below were just as bizarre.

A Fusang Nation user: "Athletes from the Eastern Island Nation sure are a bunch of whiners. The food in the Dragon Nation's cafeteria is really, really delicious!"

A White Eagle Nation user: "Especially the dumplings! They taste amazing! As we say in the White Eagle Nation, that's 'a very good'!"

A Bear Nation user: "Your place isn't big, but you've got plenty to complain about. What do you want to eat? Want me to send you a couple of Katyushas?"

A Dragon Nation user: "A wild boar can't appreciate fine grain. Chef Bai just posted a reply to him. In the video, this guy's wolfing down red-braised pork!"

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