There's Nothing Ordinary About Me

"Bro, could you stop looking down on people? I'm really not ordinary at all. Just look at my face, my aura, my figure! What about me looks ordinary?"

"It's not like I want to be this way. Am I to blame for being so charismatic?"

"You've got to know yourself. I can't believe I only just realized how charismatic I am."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.