I Have Eight Deceitful Masters

I! I will never believe you again! Sun Wukong: "What! How did I make my flaming eyes? You want to practice it too! It's simple. I remember that time when the Supreme Master threw me into the alchemy furnace and practiced with three true fires for seven or seventy-nine days. The efficiency was really slow. Then I discovered a faster method. Do you want to try it!" I almost got burned to ashes! ! ! Mo Yan: "Are you hungry? Let me cook. I think my cooking skills were well-known in the heaven back then! Let me cook every ton of innocent meals from now on!" As a result, with the help of every ton of rice, I became a peerless poisonous body! Emperor Shitian: "What, you want to learn the magic circle? It's simple. Now you just do what I say! Just... Wait, I really want to forget that this requires a lot of hands-on experience to practice!! If you are not careful..." Then I opened my eyes and heard Black and White Wuchang asking me: "Little brother, why are you here again!!!" . . . "Brother Impermanence, how about I open an annual pass for you? Just don't bring anyone to catch me, okay?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.