About the Time I Traveled Through Time and Became a Turtle

I never imagined that as a real estate agent, I would miss the mark on my way to get off work and end up... The next trouble was that I actually became, became, a turtle? ! I haven't done anything immoral! ! In addition, I had a bowel movement yesterday. Help the old lady cross the road. Help! ! ! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.