I Roast My Relatives at New Year, and Get a Campus Belle Girlfriend from the Start

Whenever Lin Yu goes home for the New Year, his relatives "show their concern," making his life unbearable.

"How come you still don't have a girlfriend? When are you going to give your mom a grandchild?"

"How's work? How much do you make?"

"When are you planning to buy a house? Housing prices won't wait for you!"

"A young man needs a car. It's so inconvenient to get around without one!"

Luckily, he binds himself to the Strongest Comeback System.

Whenever someone asks an outrageous question, he can fire back and earn a reward.

"Ding! You fired back at your second aunt's outrageous question and received a campus belle girlfriend!"

"Ding! You fired back at your third aunt's outrageous question and received a Tomson Riviera apartment!"

"Ding! You fired back at your second uncle's outrageous question and received a Bugatti sports car!"

This New Year, Lin Yu takes his campus belle girlfriend along, drives his Bugatti, and visits every one of his countless aunts and uncles!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.