Livestream: The Anti-Simp Squad, Who Simp Until They Have Nothing Left

The small-time streamer Lin Bei accidentally binds himself to an Anti-Simp System. Though he originally wants to stay out of other people's business, he has no choice but to step in and save the simps around him.

Just then, Lin Bei slams the table and gives King You of Zhou, standing behind him, a good scolding.

"Who told you to light the fires?! Huh?!"

King You of Zhou: "Who are you to show such disrespect to your king?"

Lin Bei snaps the bronze sword right out of a guard's hands with his bare hands and steps forward to draw it.

King You of Zhou: "It was me, it was me... I lit the beacon fires."

"Are you going to simp again?"

"No, no, I really won't do it again."

Lin Bei's livestream erupts.

"Holy crap, Brother Lin, you're seriously brave!"

"Anti-Simp Squad member Lin Yi reporting for duty!"

"Anti-Simp Squad member Lin Er reporting for duty!"

Whether it's the world of Genshin Impact or the Green Green Grassland, wherever there's a simp, Lin Bei is there.

Lin Bei: "As captain of the Anti-Simp Squad, I'll lead the charge! Wiping out simping is our duty!"

Everyone: "Applause."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.