The God of War Invaded My Bed

I am Su Xiaoshou, a graduate student in the Department of Archeology. I am familiar with history and knowledgeable about ancient and modern times. Inadvertently touching the Xuantian Jade Plate, a cultural relic from the late Eastern Han Dynasty, he traveled to the Three Kingdoms and became the son of the traitor Dong Zhuo: Dong Shou. He begins an ancient love affair with Lu Bu, his father-killing enemy. I was mediocre in my previous life, but I live a life of wantonness and unrestrainedness in this life: sneaking into a brothel with the emperor in Chang'an City, sleeping on a kang with Lu Bu; fighting wits and courage with Cao Cao in the Baimen Tower, meeting his opponent in chess, drinking and singing with Liu Bei... What I saw and heard during this period overturned my understanding of history: Lu Bu, the unstoppable and courageous man, is by no means a cunning and capricious villain, but a true man with strong blood; Diao Chan, the beauty who conquered the country, was not extremely beautiful, but was an ugly and poisonous woman wearing a human skin mask; Uncle Liu Huang, who talks about benevolence, righteousness and morality, only has a reputation of magnanimity and generosity, but in fact he is a scheming hypocrite... In troubled times, relying on his wealth of knowledge and extraordinary wisdom, he managed to maneuver among the heroes and play with the Three Kingdoms. He balances love and career, assists a generation of war gods, changes destiny against the will of heaven, and writes a new chapter in history. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.