You Asked Me to Teach Wellness, So Why Have All My Students Become Immortals?

Good grief, I'm just a programmer. Why the hell are you asking me to teach wellness?

Luo Feng thought his boss, Zhao Youcai, must have something wrong with his brain. Nobody without a decade of cerebral thrombosis could come up with an idea like this.

Holding the lecture notes Zhao Youcai gave him, Luo Feng was about to read them word for word when he unexpectedly activated the Strongest Preaching System!

You teach the Nine Suns Divine Skill, and a student develops a sense of qi. Reward: mastery of the Nine Suns Divine Skill!

You teach the Indestructible Golden Body, and a student masters the basics, becoming impervious to blades and spears. Reward: mastery of the Indestructible Golden Body!

You teach the Amitabha Sutra of the Past, and a student learns to leave their body in spirit. Reward: mastery of the Yang Spirit!

You teach...

Zhao Youcai: "I only asked you to teach wellness, but you went off on your own and started teaching people to cultivate immortality. Now all the students have become immortals!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.