I Really Don't Want to Cultivate Immortality

A noodle pot explodes, blasting out an immortal who insists I have extraordinary talent and am perfect for cultivating immortality...

Immortal, why the hell are you grinning so happily?

Why do I feel like cultivating immortality is a trap?

What? I have to go to school to cultivate immortality?

How can a perennial bottom-of-the-class student make a comeback?

Cultivate slowly, one realm at a time? Why can't I just start at max level?

A recommendation from a True God? You've got to be kidding. I'm the biggest beneficiary of connections in the cultivation world!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.