Siheyuan: Anyone Who Picks a Fight With Me Is Doomed

Li Weimin transmigrates into the courtyard-house world. After he adopts a kitten, Jia Zhangshi gives him a vicious tongue-lashing.

He's in a terrible mood and is about to curse her back when the Punishment System unexpectedly activates.

Right from the start, it makes Jia Zhangshi mute for an entire day. The world is a lot more peaceful now.

Silly Zhu calls him heartless? Then let every little thing go wrong for you, until you slowly die of heart disease.

Xu Damao says he's cold and unfeeling, and curses him to remain a bachelor for life.

Let you go to the countryside to screen movies, catch a body full of lice, spread them to the whole courtyard, and earn everyone's contempt.

And you too, First Grandpa, Second Grandpa, Old Deaf Granny...

None of you can get away. Whoever messes with me will have bad luck.

And as I punish you, my own life just keeps getting more comfortable.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.