On the Day I Got Dumped, I Married a Woman I’d Picked Up

"Who are you?"

Jian Yan's head throbbed painfully. He looked utterly bewildered as he stared at the woman beside him.

Hey, she's pretty good-looking!

The beauty smiled, her eyes curving into crescents, and pointed at the red marriage certificate on the table.

"Hubby, I'm your wife."

"We got our marriage certificate yesterday."

Jian Yan remained confused.

"Oh, right. Do you want your eggs fried on both sides?"

A few seconds later, Jian Yan stared at the blackened lump in the frying pan.

"Honey?"

"Yep!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.