Wuxia: Miss Dongfang Picks Me Up, So I Ask Her to Massage My Feet First

Lin Li transmigrates into a world of martial heroes, only to be abducted by Yaoyue and taken back to the Flower Palace.

He barely escapes before Dongfang Bubai picks him up and takes him back to Blackwood Cliff!

While unconscious, Lin Li feels someone pawing at him and thinks he's getting a foot massage!

"Don't take my clothes off. I'm not doing that!"

"Have some sense! Massage my feet first!"

Dongfang Bubai: "..."

Later on,

Lin Li gradually gets used to slacking off behind Dongfang Bubai.

He drinks, does his sign-ins, gets foot massages, hunts in the wild, and gives Dongfang Bubai's cultivation a boost on the side!

Until

Yaoyue, who is only five feet tall, storms Blackwood Cliff!

Yaoyue: "Dongfang Bubai, how dare you steal my man!"

Lianxing: "Brother-in-law, Sister is being mean to me. You have to stand up for me!"

Dongfang Bubai narrows her phoenix eyes and is just about to make a move.

Lin Li declares, "No fighting over me. One at a time!"

Wherever there are clouds, there is...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.