I Just Built an AK, and You Say This Is a Cultivation World

Written in an old-school, nonsensical comedy style, this story follows someone who transmigrates to ancient times and activates a sign-in System. At seventeen, he even gets a wife as a bonus?

Wei Ziming has just built an AK and is getting ready to travel the world with a beautiful companion when a severely wounded cultivator falls from the sky.

And so...

Foundation Establishment cultivator: "I can kill a bull with one punch!"

Wei Ziming: "Sprouts need a boom!"

Golden Core cultivator: "With one palm, I can flatten a mountain!"

The protagonist gives him a disdainful look and tosses out an atomic bomb.

Golden Immortal Venerable: "With a lift of my hand, I can pluck stars from the sky. With a wave, I can destroy the world!"

Wei Ziming: "Hello? Speak louder. The signal's bad aboard the star-destroying ship I just built!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.