Siheyuan: Bang Geng Is Supposed to Be My Son? Then I'll Beat Him to Death

No rebirth, no golden finger.

A beatdown of the beasts of the Siheyuan.

Yang Tieshan, who works in secret security, returns to the capital after a long absence, carrying out a mission.

The vile faces of his courtyard neighbors make anger blaze in his heart like a banner whipping in the wind.

He's going to teach these damn beasts a proper lesson! How to turn ghosts into human beings!

Yi Zhonghai, you self-righteous good guy. I'll make you find out what it's like to lose every last penny of your coffin money!

Liu Haizhong, you office-obsessed fool. I'll show you what happens when you have no heart for serving the people.

Yan Bugui, you stingy, scheming miser. I'll find you a spendthrift wife right away.

Xu Damao, you backstabbing troublemaker. I'll find someone even better at causing trouble to deal with you.

He Yuzhu, you hopeless simp. Stop ruining Lou Xiao'e's life, too. You might as well die without an heir.

Qin Huairu, don't you love pretending to be a saint? I'll find you a nice place to go.

Bang Geng is nothing but trouble. Better to beat him to death.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.