Chinese Language Show: Making a Hundred Thousand Foreigners Cry from the Start

Chen Luo transmigrates and hosts a Chinese-language variety show for China.

It all started when foreigners online boasted that Chinese was the easiest language in the world.

At first, the show simply wanted to prove that Chinese was profound and endlessly complex.

But who could have guessed that the foreigners would start playing dirty?

Chen Luo was called in at a critical moment, and he lived up to everyone's expectations.

Soon, people around the world were watching a brilliantly produced, large-scale face-slapping spectacle.

During the segment “Listen to China Talk,”

Chen Luo: Here's your question!

Xiaoming, is this disc Xiaohong's?

Xiaoming: What the hell, it's mine!

So, whose disc is it?

Foreigners: ?

Chen Luo: Here's your question!

Xiaoming, are you going to evening civics class?

Xiaoming: I'm going! I'm not going!

So, is Xiaoming going or not?

Foreigners: ??

Chen Luo: Here's your question!

The principal said: “On your uniforms, apart from the school badge, don't pin anything else. I told you not to pin anything else, but you just had to pin something on!”

... The foreigners got face-slapped so hard their cheeks rang, and they completely lost their minds!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.