Journey to the West: From the Start, I Beat Up the Buddha, and Every God and Buddha Wants Me

Qi Yun transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West and becomes a Sage from the start, beating Tathagata Buddha to a pulp.

Then he leads Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and the Golden-Winged Great Peng in launching a poetry-delivery campaign across Journey to the West.

The world of Journey to the West takes a sudden turn. Sun Wukong: Junior Brother Peng, go gather some firewood. Junior Brother Erlang, go boil some water. Old Sun will find some chili bean paste. Master will have the demon captured in no time.

Qi Yun: Disciples, search carefully. Don't let a single one get away. Wukong, leave the female demons to me. Yang Jian, go find Guanyin and tell her I miss her.

Yang Jian: Master, why don't I send all the female demons back to our Yanhuang Sect instead...

Peng: Master, I really can't eat any more gods and Buddhas. Please let me have something vegetarian!

The whole world of Journey to the West goes mad.

Queen Mother of the West: Little Qi Yun, I'll be waiting for you again tonight. Chang'e: Husband Qi Yun, I want to have your child. Guanyin: Little Qi Yun, Buddhism will belong to the two of us from now on. Queen of the Daughters' Kingdom: Imperial Tutor, I'll leave my kingdom in your hands. I'm going west with Brother Qi Yun.

Hongjun, Tathagata, and the Jade Emperor: Sage Qi Yun, please rein in your divine powers!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.