Journey to the West: Lying Down Comedy

Xuan Ye travels to the West and becomes Sun Wukong. He accidentally activates the Krypton Life-Growing System, and the way to gain lifespan is to lie down. From then on, it became his daily routine not to practice or make trouble in heaven, but to bask in the sun and sleep in. This changed the style of Journey to the West. Patriarch Bodhi: "Wukong, please, you can live forever by learning Taoism, aren't you tempted?" Sun Wukong: "Eternal life? Why live so long? I don't want to live long and have many worries!" Maitreya Bodhisattva: "Fight all the invincible opponents in the world. After you complete the training, you will be the most awesome one!" Sun Wukong: "Why learn so much? A big tree attracts the wind, and if you don't know anything, you won't attract opponents to challenge you!" Emperor Haotian: "Sun Wukong, don't you plan to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace? Are you really okay with a low-ranking official like Bima Wen?" Sun Wukong: "I would love to have such a salty official position, so what's going on in the Heavenly Palace?" Tathagata Buddha: "If you take the true scriptures, you can get the right results. Don't miss this opportunity!" Sun Wukong: "What kind of Western scriptures are we taking? Isn't it boring! I have become a great saint, so what's the use of taking the scriptures?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.