Crosstalk: He Drew a Fan in a Car Crash from the Start, Leaving Lao Guo Stunned

The curtain-call time at the Beizhan Theater has been cut short.

To save time, Guo Degang tells his apprentices to prepare a fan-face painting for their final performance.

Once onstage, Dalin sings the wrong tune, Xiao Meng comes in on the wrong string, Xiao Bai forgets his lines, and Shaobing turns his song into rap.

Guo Degang is dumbfounded listening from the side, with no idea whether his apprentices are possessed or what.

At last, it's time for Qi Yuncheng, one of his earliest disciples, to take the stage.

As soon as the strings begin,

"This fan painting shows a Crystal Palace!!!!"

A powerful high note bursts forth.

The audience goes wild.

"Holy crap, Qi Yuncheng perfectly demonstrates how a fellow performer can make you look good!"

"That look on Teacher Guo's face! He looks ready to replace his son on the spot!"

"The civil and military ** officials come to save the crown prince, and only Qi Yuncheng can't keep up. Sorry, I can't help laughing!"

After the show, Guo Degang says excitedly, "I'm definitely going to promote you this year!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.