The Don't Cry Pawnshop Opens: He's a Literary Great!

He wants to say, "I own this street," but netizens fire back in interviews: "Have you even paid off your online loans?"

Even the TV stations block the entrance. Reporters who aren't even from the entertainment desk ditch their cameras and start running. "A-Gan! A-Gan! You're a literary giant..."

The movie gets shut off before it's even finished. This book has been a huge hit, but could you please not wear makeup on your ID photo?

"Who threw their book into my cesspit?" The Nobel Prize winner hires a bunch of bodyguards, who hustle the young man walking the red carpet right into the crowd!

This whole mess has me seeing stars. Is there any Yunnan Baiyao I can take by the bowlful?

Don't cry, the pawnshop is open. He's a literary giant!

The detectives show up to search the house: "Don't eat xxx! You're suspected of drunk driving. Come with our team, okay!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.