Villain: This Plot Is Getting More and More Ridiculous!

Zheng Sishan transmigrates into the world of a novel and begins a life playing the villain.

Just as he confidently takes the plot provided by the System in hand, he discovers that these people don't follow the plot at all.

I'm a simp, and you're the heroine. Why are you asking me to go see a movie with you?

Come on, CEO heroine. I just want to be a low-level employee. Why do you insist on making me your personal secretary?

After enduring the bizarre antics of these NPCs every day, Zheng Sishan still has to go home and write a report to the System about his performance.

He's basically a wage slave.

Luckily, he gets some unexpected rewards after finishing his reports.

But... these rewards seem to follow a pattern?

Just when Zheng Sishan thinks he's figured out the pattern and can change the rewards,

he discovers that the plot has spiraled out of control: demons, zombies, the apocalypse, spiritual qi revival...

What the hell is all this? Can I just get back to doing my job as a villain?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.