Three Kingdoms: I Am Li Yunlong, and I Make the Warlords Call Me Dad

Late in the Eastern Han dynasty.

Li Yunlong has just transmigrated, and already he’s throwing the warlords into chaos.

“General Li, you’re going to attack? Those are Cao Cao’s elite troops over there!”

Li Yunlong: “What’s there to fear? I make a point of fighting the best! I’ll kill his son and steal his woman, too!”

Cao Cao loses his eldest son and the woman he loves, and spits up three feet of blood.

“General Li, we have no food or military pay. This is going to cause a major crisis.”

Li Yunlong: “What’s your name? We’ll just go rob that old geezer Yuan Shao!”

Yuan Shao is furious and personally leads an army to take revenge.

“General Li, we don’t have a strategist!”

Li Yunlong: “Liu Bei visited Zhuge Liang three times, so let Zhuge Liang come visit me three times! I think he’s pretty good!”

Liu Bei sobs uncontrollably and vows to fight Li Yunlong to the death!

Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, Liu Bei, and the other eighteen warlords curse: “Li Yunlong, prepare to die! We’ll besiege your city of Luoyang!”

One month later.

The eighteen warlords: “Father Yunlong, we were wrong! We apologize and make amends. Just tell us what you want, and we’ll give it to you!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.