Urban: My Life Simulator Is a Half-Finished Product

Ever since Li Xuan got the Life Simulator that morning, his head hasn’t had a moment’s peace. An alarm keeps ringing in his mind.

He has no choice but to follow its instructions and skip class to fight monsters, only to get pinned against an alley wall by the school belle.

Facing the goddess he has a crush on, Li Xuan, who wouldn’t even dare act like a desperate simp, stammers out his words. Luckily, he has the Life Simulator.

“Let’s see how I can get closer to you!”

Using Li Xuan’s Life Simulator, he manages to make the school belle like him. But why is his talent grade G?

Li Xuan is going crazy. Talent grades are S, A, B, C, D, E, and F!

What? There’s no grade G? Did I just break the lower limit for awakening a talent?

At least my little tortoise brought back the blazing essence of Zhurong, the God of Fire.

“From now on, you’re Grandpa Turtle. Bring me more treasures, okay!”

Li Xuan is just about to treat his pet turtle like an ancestor when he discovers that this creature is actually...

Also, why is my Life Simulator different from everyone else’s?

Li Xuan wails:

“Damn it, this golden finger is glitching!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.