Life's Farewell: Boss, You Died Pretty Handsomely!

After his girlfriend's plane goes missing, Ye Xiu sinks into despair and gets fired by a variety show channel. He starts livestreaming funerals instead.

"Streamer, the owner of Against-the-Wind Express had a heart attack while having an affair with his secretary. Can you give him a proper farewell?"

Ye Xiu scolds him: "Your dad! What a sin. He died while having an affair with his secretary, and deserved every bit of it!"

"Streamer, I'm an assistant to a famous actress. She was killed by her boyfriend after cheating on him. Can you give her a proper farewell? Make it high-class!"

Ye Xiu says coolly: "That actress was born under a lonely star. She got killed for cheating, and you want a high-class send-off? She's not even good enough for a cheap, tacky one!"

"Streamer, my dad drove a minivan, and he wants a grand, glorious farewell."

Ye Xiu smiles faintly. "I'll take your dad's Wuling Hongguang minivan to Mount Akina and film..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.