An Outrageous Novel

A very outrageous book that will make your scalp tingle when you read it. It looks good and you hit me. . . . . . . . I looked miserable and said, eldest sister! Are you done yet? I've already said it! Your method doesn't work for me. Snort! Don't think I don't know! You're trying to find an excuse not to go to class! When she heard what I said, she seemed a little angry: This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.