I'm in the Underworld, I Knocked Po Meng Against the Wall

I put Po Meng to sleep! Yes, you heard it right! I put Po Meng to sleep! A flat-chested little pussy! From that day on, I became Po Meng's little follower. I am the most terrifying urban legend. I am a light walking in the darkness of the world. I am the gatekeeper of the yin and yang order. I am also the unluckiest little Taoist priest in the world. The story still starts from the day I was drunk by an unscrupulous friend... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.