Kids Say the Darndest Things: Livestream Viewers Become Dads

Tongtong, a four-year-old girl from an orphanage, carries a System with her that gives her the amazing ability to probe memories.

So she joins the recording of the livestream show Pokemon Are Here--

"Big brother, you're still young. You should kick those bad habits while you can!"

The viewers burst out laughing. She's just like my nephew, little but acting all grown-up.

"Big brother, I'll introduce you to a girlfriend!"

The viewers cheered: So the reason I'm single is that I need a matchmaker like Tongtong!

"Grandma's bracelet has been put back in the box."

The viewers said: We were enjoying the show. How did we end up being force-fed dog food again?

"This uncle has been raising someone else's son all along. He's a good person!"

Viewers: ??? A surprise dad?

Ah, children say the darndest things...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.