Fake Ads Come True, and Scammers Across the Internet Want to Arrest Me!

Su Chen has only just transmigrated to another world when he comes across a fake ad:

I'm Qin Shi Huang. I didn't die. I took an elixir and have now awakened. There are 500 tons of gold in my imperial mausoleum. My account has been frozen, so I just need 500 yuan in startup funds. Then I'll let you command the three armies...

There's a mole. The deal is off. Send 5,000 yuan to this account number. I'll go to the villa and get the money. Send me your bank account number and we'll split it. I'll give you 5 million first... You can never make enough money, so give it up!

Hello, I'm Thanos. I didn't actually die. I'm just stuck inside the Soul Stone. Hurry up and wire me money. If you don't, I'll snap my fingers. You won't get away!

Hello, congratulations! You've won a luxury home with a sea view...

Su Chen furrowed his brow, ready to curse them out, when a voice rang in his mind:

Ding! Congratulations, Su Chen, you've activated the Lies Come True System.

And so, scammers all over the world put out huge bounties for the assassination of the great villain Su Chen.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.