Livestreaming Fortune-Telling: I Met a Ghost, So I, the Daoist, Beat It Up for You

Zhang Sihai inherits a tiny Taoist temple with gaps in every wall.

To renovate it, he livestreams fortune-telling for people on Killer Whale.

"My friend, you really do have romantic luck, but your admirer is a man. If you don't believe me, call this number and you'll see I'm telling the truth."

"I've seen it all! You're a fugitive, and you actually dare to ask me for a fortune? That's criminal! Your prospects of getting sentenced are looking better by the day. Call 110!"

"My friend, put making money aside for now. Your head's turned greener than the Hulunbuir Grassland, and you haven't even noticed?"

"My friend, your forehead looks dark and your eyes are bloodshot. I'm afraid disaster is coming your way. Why not buy a talisman from me for protection? A mere 10,000 yuan per talisman!"

"Friend, there's a ghost behind you. How about I get rid of it for you? I'll give you the special price of just 20,000 yuan!"

The viewer was speechless. "You're a fortune-teller, and selling talismans is bad enough. Now you're exorcising ghosts too?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are coincidental. Do not imitate.