Siheyuan: My Mouth Has a Jinx, and I Make the Whole Courtyard Cry

He Yuzhu warned Xu Damao that the ground was slippery, and the next second Xu Damao fell and cracked his head open.

He Yuzhu warned Banggeng that eating raw food would give him diarrhea, and the next second, the stink was overwhelming.

He Yuzhu warned Yi Zhonghai not to bring flour to a widow in the middle of the night, and the next second, everyone in the courtyard gathered to watch.

He Yuzhu warned Qin Huairu not to go to the hospital for painkillers, and the next second, she fell into the cesspit.

He Yuzhu warned Liu Haizhong not to search Lou Xiao'e's house, and the next second, a collapsing wall crushed him.

So whenever He Yuzhu opens his mouth, he scares the whole courtyard into tears.

Banggeng said, “Silly Zhu, if you just keep quiet today, from now on I'll call you Uncle He.”

He Yuzhu: “Banggeng, shut up.”

The next second, a black-furred vicious dog burst into the room and bit Banggeng on the butt, tearing off a chunk of flesh.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate anything in this story.