I Only Wanted to Slack Off at Work, but Became the World's Richest Man

Never treat a wage slave like they aren't human. Wage slaves can become billionaires too.

What? I have to write an annual report? You've already written thirty thousand words?

What? They've already written over a hundred thousand? I haven't written a single word!

The company is great, the weather's good, and the cafeteria food is delicious!

What? I actually won Employee of the Year?

What? I actually became the richest person in the world?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.