Siheyuan: Whoever Exposes My Secret Savings, I'll Make Them Pay

How chaotic can the animals of the courtyard get?

Comrade Hao Aiguo's secret stash decides the answer.

"Third Master, my secret stash has been exposed again. Take it, it's yours!"

"Hao Aiguo, damn you! I've taken your secret stash so many times, I've lost my entire coffin fund!"

"Second Master, my wife found my secret stash again. Take it and report me, you'll get promoted and rich!"

"Hao Aiguo, get lost as far away as you can! I was a deputy director, and after reporting you, I got demoted to the bottom. If I report you again, I won't even be able to call myself a man!"

"Xu Damao, my secret stash has been discovered yet again. Let me hide it at your place. Spend it however you like!"

"Hao Aiguo, fuck you! Every time I use it, I get caught. That's happened hundreds of times now!"

Hao Aiguo looked toward the Jia family.

Qin Huairu and Jia Zhangshi rushed into the house and locked the door ten times over.

Bang Geng, a step too slow, immediately fell to his knees. "Uncle, I'm still just a kid!"

His wife rushed out of the house. "Your daughter found it again! Just how much secret money and how many secrets are you hiding?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.