I Developed a Paraquat Antidote to Graduate

On a certain forum, a question caused an uproar: "If I develop an antidote to paraquat, could that get me through college?"

"If you can do it, you can pick any university in the world and become its dean."

"If you can do it, pick any scientist you like and they'll be your mount."

"If you can do it, you'll get the Nobel Prize right away. No, you can't, because the Nobel Prize isn't worthy of giving you an award."

At the Dragon Academy of Sciences, a package arrived for the dean.

Inside was an antidote to paraquat.

In an instant, the scientific community around the world was rocked.

When reporters found Li Yang, they asked, "What motivated you to develop an antidote to paraquat?"

Li Yang: "Huh? My motivation? I'm about to have to repeat a year, so I wanted the Academy of Sciences to guarantee I'd graduate."

Reporters: "???"

Scientists: "???"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.