Letter from Hogwarts, I Kill All the Owls

After knowing that I have traveled to the world of Harry Potter... The first thing Lancelot did was to destroy his copy of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. The second thing was to say to his old butler: "Kill all the owls that come to the manor!" The third thing is to decide. No matter what, even if the knife is put to the neck, even if the sticks are pointed at and threatened, even if the house is infested with owls, it is absolutely, definitely, definitely! I won't go to Hogwarts to learn magic! ! Then... Albus Shameless Dumbledore is here. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.