An Old Woman Exposes Me After I Use a Chuunibyou Code with My Bro

It's over, bro! I can't keep my identity secret anymore. My wife, Dai Xiaomei, caught me red-handed, and she's exposing me on livestream right now. What do I do?!

"The demon gates are opening! Guard the southern gate!"

Dai Xiaomei: What on earth is my husband talking about?!

"Demonic energy is coming from the east, and a flood is about to strike. You go to ** first, bro. I'll be right behind you."

Viewers: He's definitely speaking in code! A flood? Bet he means going to wash his feet!!

"My master ordered us not to let the demonic energy return. Things are critical now. We've hidden ourselves for so long, but we have no choice but to step forward!!"

Zhou Shufen: You idiot, your husband's code is so embarrassingly chuuni...

Ye Bei was telling the truth in every sentence, but everyone thought he was speaking in code.

But as Dai Xiaomei's exposure of him gradually turned everyone's worldview upside down, the demonic energy really did arrive! Strange things kept happening, and it seemed he could no longer keep his identity secret.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.