Learning Skills in the Human World

Spirit: I can grant you three wishes. Any wishes at all. Tell me what you want.

Human: I want you to grant me countless wishes! I want you to give me all your power! I want you to become my servant!

Spirit: …

Are you people really not demons?

Humans are the most incredible creatures I've ever encountered, especially their innate racial talent for double standards. In my opinion, this talent may even surpass certain laws of nature.

Ever since I came into being, I've been learning human skills to survive.

At the very least, I should make myself look like a good person, right?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.