The Mad Immortal of the City

The secretary peeks out with only her mischievous little head showing. "At your service, Master. There are no cultivators on Earth, so you're invincible!"

I already know that, so I give her an example. "If someone hits me with a knife or a gun, could I die?"

The secretary shakes her head. "Master, you're impervious to blades and bullets!"

I nod with great satisfaction. "Good. Can I fly now, too?"

I want to go straight home and bring my parents here to enjoy this presidential suite. They've been crammed into that little house for decades and never had a chance to get out and see the world.

The secretary smiles. "As you command. A helicopter will be here shortly!"

I've never been good with alcohol. I just had a little to drink, and my head is spinning. Looking at the secretary sitting on my lap, I ask groggily, "Yuxi, just how much money do I have?"

"Hehe, Master's money is like the coins in a game. You can never spend it all..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.