Great Qin: Father, I Really Do Want to Die

After transmigrating to the Great Qin dynasty, Qing Mu activated the Slacker Ascension System.

Little did he know...

The rotten System told him that it would only activate after he had lived out his entire life as a slacker...

And so, Qing Mu began a series of death-defying stunts.

Xu Fu: "Your Majesty, it's time to take your immortal elixir..."

Qing Mu: "Father, let me test the medicine for you..."

Qing Mu snatched the elixir and swallowed it in one gulp.

An incense stick later...

Qing Mu: "Cough, cough... Father, why do I feel so much lighter? It seems like I'm much stronger, too..."

Qin Shi Huang: "…"

Meng Tian: "Your Majesty, the Baiyue people are waiting for a chance to rebel within our borders, while the Xiongnu glare at us from beyond them. Please, Your Majesty..."

Qing Mu: "Please allow me to lead the troops against them."

Qin Shi Huang: "…"

Li Si: "Your Majesty, the Hundred Schools of Thought..."

Qing Mu: "Father, let me handle it!"

Qin Shi Huang: "Enough! Hold your tongue! Stay in the palace!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.