Siheyuan: I, Banggan, Have Something to Say

Recently, many people have come to the courtyard, and all of them seem to be very powerful. Because I stole a chicken, some people wanted to beat me at the beginning, some people wanted to put me in jail, and some people wanted to summon the Zhuxian Formation to deal with me. How can I be so virtuous and capable! I, Bangge, have to protect myself! The courtyard has been in chaos recently. Some people are showing off pig head meat everywhere, some are riding bicycles around, and some are keeping poisonous pets in the courtyard. Why is Aunt Lou's belly so big? Who did this tmd! I, Banggan, want to protect the courtyard! In one month, the Zhuxian Formation is coming. In order to prevent being killed by one blow, I must become stronger. No. 1, Donghu, it's time to pay the rent. Be careful with venomous snakes, don't bite yourself. Nishido No. 2, Is No. 2 Coming? Hurry up, your sign-in system has expired, and it's time to renew. Nanhu No. 3, I said you are in your thirties or forties, why are you always tinkering with the White Rabbit toffee? Beihu No. 4, It's time for the Zhuxian Sword Array to be replenished. There have been so many flies and mosquitoes coming in these days that I couldn't sleep well at night. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.