Siheyuan: I, Bang Geng, Have Something to Say

A lot of people have shown up in the courtyard lately, and every one of them seems pretty powerful.

Because I stole a chicken, one person wanted to beat me up from the start, another wanted to throw me in prison, and yet another wanted to summon the Zhuxian Formation to deal with me. What did I ever do to deserve this!

I, Bang Geng, have to protect myself!

The courtyard's been a mess lately. Someone's been showing off pork head meat everywhere, someone else rides around on a bicycle, and another person keeps poisonous pets in the courtyard. Why is Aunt Lou's belly getting so big? Who the hell did this!

I, Bang Geng, have to protect the courtyard!

The Zhuxian Formation is coming in a month. I have to get stronger so I don't get blown away in one hit.

East Unit 1, your rent is due. Be careful with those venomous snakes you keep, and don't let them bite you.

West Unit 2, has Number Two arrived yet? Hurry up! Your sign-in System subscription has expired. Time to renew!

South Unit 3, you're in your thirties or forties. Why are you always fiddling with those White Rabbit candies?

North Unit 4, your Zhuxian Sword Formation needs repairs. There have been so many flies and mosquitoes getting in these past few days, I haven't slept well at night.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.