Showbiz: I Just Sang a Song, So Why Is the Whole Internet Resigning?

Assistant: "Brother Gu, the Grammys have given you another award this year."

Gu Xiu: "Oh."

Assistant: "There's just one tiny problem."

Gu Xiu: "What problem?"

Assistant: "After listening to your songs, everyone quit and went home. They said they wanted to reminisce about their childhood, run barefoot through the fields, and sleep leaning against scarecrows..."

Gu Xiu: "..."

Assistant: "Brother Gu?"

Gu Xiu: "Wait a moment. I'll sing another new song and get everyone back to work."

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