My Skills Are so Weird

Originally I was a good person who served the people, but I met a drunk driver and then I traveled through time. Time travel is not scary, I have a golden finger, but why does my golden finger seem different from other people's? Oh my God, I feel like I have been tortured in a different world. No, I have to play my cards differently in order to enjoy life. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.