Myriad Realms: I Became the White Horse from the Start and Threw Journey to the West into Chaos

One moment, Xiao Yu transmigrates into the white horse that serves as Tang Sanzang's mount?

Xiao Yu says, "Why ride a horse? Isn't a bicycle much better?"

And so Tang Sanzang pedals a classic roadster west to fetch the scriptures.

He recruits Ao Lie and becomes sworn brothers with Wukong.

Guanyin: "A mere variable. It won't affect the grand scheme."

He roasts the Goldfish Demon and lets the Six-Eared Macaque go.

Guanyin: "..." It's fine. A little variable is no big deal.

He burns the Golden-Winged Great Peng, hacks down the White Elephant, and slays the Azure Lion!

Tathagata: "Guanyin, you'd better give me an explanation."

In the end, Wukong doesn't want to become a Buddha, Bajie refuses to become the Cleanser of the Altar, and even Sha Seng returns to the Flowing Sands River...

Guanyin: "Sanzang, thank goodness you're here!"

Tang Sanzang: "Sorry, I just need a certificate of secularization. Hurry up, the queen's waiting for me to come home for dinner."

Guanyin: "Isn't there anyone capable of getting rid of this variable?"

Not a single god or Buddha in the heavens dares say a word...

Don't look at me. I can't beat him!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.