Tomb Raiding: I'm Really Not a Tomb Raider

Police Officer: Here, take a good look. Does this photo look familiar?

Protagonist: Is this a cave? I've never seen it. Is it some kind of ** cave?

Police Officer: Now look at this one. Do you recognize it?

Protagonist: Th-This is a spider? Sorry, I don't know the first thing about biology. I really can't tell what species it is.

Police Officer: If you can't tell, why are you stammering? Mei Qian, you heinous tomb robber! Aren't you going to confess to your crimes?

Mei Qian never dreamed that his tomb-raiding novels, a mix of plagiarism and original work, would be accused of copying ancient tombs in a parallel world. The key problem is that he has transmigrated into this world, and he can't explain where he was a few years ago. How is he supposed to escape this dead end?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.