Journey to the West: From the Start, I Give Tathagata a Massive Beatdown

When Fang Cun opens his eyes, he discovers he's become Sun Wukong, and he's in the worst possible situation from the start.

"I've become Sun Wukong, trapped in the Buddha's palm. How do I escape? Urgent, waiting for an answer online."

Years later, atop Jilei Mountain, Thunderclap Monastery is filled with bald monks lying sprawled on the ground.

A little demon asks the Great Sage, "Great Sage, how did you grow so powerful?"

Fang Cun sighs wistfully. "It all started with giving the Buddha a good, hard slap."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.