A Weibo Glitch Got Me Verified as a Retired King of Soldiers

Li Yun was browsing online when he came across a Weibo post arguing about whether tofu pudding should be sweet or salty.

One person was cursing up a storm, showing no manners at all, as if people who ate sweet tofu pudding didn't deserve to be considered human.

Li Yun couldn't take it anymore and replied, "What are you acting so tough for? If you've got the guts, face me in person!"

And then...

The other person immediately replied, "Holy crap! I'm sorry, soldier! I got carried away playing keyboard warrior. I'm not tough at all, I was just talking big. How could I ever challenge you?"

Huh?

What was going on?

Li Yun was baffled. This guy had been so fired up before, attacking everyone with enough venom to take on a hundred people without batting an eye.

Why was he backing down now?

Then, one by one, the replies started coming in:

"Holy crap, a retired special forces king! That's terrifying! Big bro, take me under your wing!"

"The veteran is back, keyboard warriors retreat!"

"You're a special forces king? Can I ask, can you kill a tiger with your bare hands?"

Only then did Li Yun notice the verified label on his Weibo profile: Retired Special Forces King!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.