Naruto: The Conquest Begins with the Akatsuki

On the eve of the Fourth Shinobi World War

In the meeting room of Kumogakure's tallest building, Feng Zheyan is holding a strategy meeting about the Allied Shinobi Forces.

Feng Zheyan: "As you all saw in the combat footage, the main firepower on the Allied Shinobi Forces' side is currently one of our comrades. Even so, we must take the enemy seriously in our strategy. First, let's hear from Comrade Obito Uchiha, who got absolutely pummeled in the footage."

Obito Uchiha: "What the hell am I supposed to watch? I'm already back through Impure World Reincarnation. How exactly do you expect me to lose?"

Kisame Hoshigaki: "Mr. Obito's getting cocky again. Don't you think so, Mr. Itachi?"

Deidara: "There's not a single sane person in that red-eyed clan. If it were up to me, I'd drop the hundred tons of TNT in storage straight onto the battlefield. It'd be perfect art."

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