"Um... We've known each other for so long, what do you think of me?"
"It's pretty good."
"Then do you have a girlfriend?"
"Yes."
"How did you, a flat guy, get a girlfriend???"
"They came to me just like you to confess their feelings, and I agreed."
"We?"
"We."
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.