Hogwarts Barbarians

I fell asleep in front of the throne of destruction, and was reborn in a strange world. There are no demons and monsters here, only steel, fire, weak mortals and... . . Wizard? I polished the ax blade silently and strode towards the noseless monster. "Little thief, if you are brave enough, just show it to the uncle!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.